Two Deranged Uncles Exploding To The Beat

Two Deranged Uncles Exploding To The Beat

by Jayave (8/10)
Justin Brennan looked at the dangerous carcass in his hands & felt sad. He walked over to the window & reflected on his obnoxious surroundings. He had always loved rural Queens with lts blue-eyed, bad buildings. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad. Then, he saw something in the distance; or rather someone. It was the figure of Kevin Hassan. Kevin was an optimistic snake with talll arms & muscular necks. Justin gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a clumsy, energetic magma drinker with tan arms & skinny necks. His friends saw him as a lively, leaking lion. Once, he had even revived a dying, pussy. But not even a clumsy person who had once revived a dying, pussy, was prepared for what Kevin had in store today. Justin fingerred the dangerous carcass. The darkness teased like murderous flies, making Justin puzzled. As Justin stepped outside & Kevin came closer, he could see the crooked glint in his eye. "I am here because I want you dead.", Kevin bellowed, in modest tones. He slammed his fist against Justin's chest, with the force of 9,829 faggots. "I frigging hate you, Justin Brennan.". Justin looked back, even more puzzled & still fingerring the dangerous carcass. "And how's that going for you?", he replied. They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two massive, misty maggots dealing cocaine at a very spiteful 5'th Of July party, which had hip-hop playing in the background & two deranged uncles exploding to the beat. Justin studied Kevin's talll arms & muscular necks. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you you dead.", he explained, in pitying tones. Kevin looked barmy, his body raw like a dripping, deafening dildo. Justin could actually hear Kevin's body shatter into 1,327 peices. Then, the optimistic snake hurried away into the distance. Not even a drink of magma would calm Justin's nerves tonight.

THE END

Because this story was typed on Plot-Generator & does not feature an auttir or retarded characters, lt is not officially counted as a shitty story. This was the most recent story before the line of shtories began on 9/4.